Hope you enjoy this list of some of my favorite quotes and proverbs about turds – because I am feeling oh so very mature today!
That is as nutty as squirrel turds!! |
When you find yourself feeling powerless and unworthy, just remember one single turd of yours can close down and entire water park |
As you swim the river of life, remember to use the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path. |
The peddler who cannot pass off a mouse turd for pepper has not learned the trade. |
It is delusional and illogical to think that you can pick up a turd by the clean end. |
He who puts his nose in a turd, does not know what he is smelling. |
The more you stir a turd, the more it stinks |
Say what you mean and don’t paint the turds. |
You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. |
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot sunny day. |