quotes and proverbs about turds

Hope you enjoy this list of some of my favorite quotes and proverbs about turds – because I am feeling oh so very mature today!


That is as nutty as squirrel turds!!
When you find yourself feeling powerless and unworthy, just remember one single turd of yours can close down and entire water park
As you swim the river of life, remember to use the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
The peddler who cannot pass off a mouse turd for pepper has not learned the trade.
It is delusional and illogical to think that you can pick up a turd by the clean end.
He who puts his nose in a turd, does not know what he is smelling.
The more you stir a turd, the more it stinks
Say what you mean and don’t paint the turds.
You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot sunny day.


Top Ten things you should know about laughter

10. Laughter is a physical reaction in humans and some other species of primate, consisting typically of rhythmical, often audible contractions of the diaphragm and other parts of the respiratory system.

9.  It is a response to certain external or internal stimuli.

8. Laughter can arise from such activities as being tickled, or from humorous stories or thoughts.

7. It is considered an expression of positive emotional states, such as joy, mirth, happiness, relief, etc.

6. On some occasions, however, it may be caused by contrary emotional states such as embarrassment, apology, or confusion such as nervous laughter or courtesy laugh.

5. Age, gender, education, language, and culture are all factors as to whether a person will experience laughter in a given situation.

4. Laughter is a part of human behavior regulated by the brain, helping humans clarify their intentions in social interaction and providing an emotional context to conversations.

3.  Laughter is sometimes seen as contagious, and the laughter of one person can itself provoke laughter from others as a positive feedback.

2. The study of humor and laughter, and its psychological and physiological effects on the human body, is called gelotology.

1. Laughter is just out and out fun and it is the best medicine!


with thanks to wikipedia!