A Frosty Acrostic

Skating on thin ice,

Nothing ventured, nothing gained

Over and over again,

Wipe the slate clean!

 

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Christmas day is here.

Carolers singing in cheer.

Grace notes rise to life!

quotes and proverbs about turds

Hope you enjoy this list of some of my favorite quotes and proverbs about turds – because I am feeling oh so very mature today!

 

That is as nutty as squirrel turds!!
When you find yourself feeling powerless and unworthy, just remember one single turd of yours can close down and entire water park
As you swim the river of life, remember to use the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
The peddler who cannot pass off a mouse turd for pepper has not learned the trade.
It is delusional and illogical to think that you can pick up a turd by the clean end.
He who puts his nose in a turd, does not know what he is smelling.
The more you stir a turd, the more it stinks
Say what you mean and don’t paint the turds.
You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot sunny day.